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  "You realise that would do no damage whatsoever?"

  I threw my hands up in the air, done with him. "I know that, I'm a vampire too remember."

  "I did, that's why I got you a blood slave."

  "I hope you checked she was B positive," I muttered darkly. Even if I wasn't going to actually use her as a blood slave, it would sting if he'd forgotten.

  "I assume so..."

  "Just how many gin and tonics did you have?" I shook my head.

  "You know the bottle of Hendricks you had in the larder?"

  "The full one?" I prompted, seeing where this was going.

  "I wouldn't call it full anymore," he admitted sheepishly.

  "And what would you call it?"

  "Empty."

  I sighed loudly. "Oh, William, William, William, what am I going to do with you?"

  "Marry me?"

  Despite myself, I let out a small chuckle. "One day, but not yet."

  "Too many dates to go on first?" He winked at me.

  "Stop trying to distract me from the fact you bought a blood slave," I reprimanded. "You can't get out of trouble that easily."

  "Can't I?" His voice dipped low as he stepped towards me. The heat from his body radiated from him, filling me with a warmth filling me.

  My gaze flitted to his lips, wondering what it would be like to kiss him right now.

  But no, I was mad at him, I couldn't just let him get away with it. That would be a terrible precedent to set.

  Creaks from the stairs drew our attention away from one another.

  "Mistress?" the woman asked. "Would it be possible for me to make some food?" She just stood there, her black robes with red lining standing out even in the darkness, though that was probably my own imagination more than anything.

  I blinked a couple of times, trying to make sense of her being down here. She shouldn't have moved without my permission. Which I hadn't given because until I did, she wasn't officially claimed.

  By coming out of my bedroom, she'd just condemned herself to a life of slavery to one vampire or another, and there was nothing any of us could do about it.

  I exchanged glances with William. He was in even more trouble than before right now.

  "Of course, the kitchen's that way." I pointed to the door in question. "Help yourself to anything in the fridge." There was nothing else for it, she was staying and I was at least going to make sure I made her comfortable.

  But the cogs in my head had begun to whir, especially after discovering there was more to Jonas and his missing watch than he'd claimed.

  “Certainly, Mistress.” With a polite smile, she bowed to me and made her way to the kitchen.

  I sighed and shook my head as I glared at William. “I can’t believe you got me a blood slave. I don’t even get where you found one. Aren’t they illegal nowadays?”

  He pulled a guilty face. “I might’ve placed an untasteful ad in the Plasma Press.”

  “Really? Are they still in business? I thought they went bankrupt over that human testing scandal? Wait, not the point. You placed an ad? What did it even say?”

  “I don’t remember…” he said, but I could tell from his face he just didn’t want to get into it.

  Before I could rip into him, a strange smell caught my attention. The sweet, metallic scent curled into my nostrils, tempting me, luring me, begging me to be drunk.

  “Why does it smell like blood…?” Distracted by the desire to feed, it took me a moment. “Shit.”

  William and I exchanged a look of disbelief before we rushed to the kitchen. The door slammed against the wall as we stormed in, only to find Mika next to the fridge. She was crunching on one of my apples and looked quite content despite the massive needle sticking in her arm.

  Blood was freely flowing down the plastic tube into a translucent bag, which was filling up more by the second.

  “What are you doing?” I screamed, gesturing to… Well… Everything.

  Mika’s face fell. “I’m sorry, Mistress. I haven’t finished preparing your meal yet.”

  “Are you crazy? You can’t just draw blood in the middle of my kitchen!”

  “Would you prefer me to prepare your blood bags in a different room?” she asked in a tone that made it sound like it was normal to use humans as walking meals.

  “No! I don’t want you to do any of this!” I exclaimed, glaring at William. “This is your fault, you know.”

  “I’m sorry.” He placed a comforting hand on my shoulder. “But at least she’s the right blood type.”

  “Huh?”

  He held up a credit-sized card with a big B+ symbol on it. “I assume this is hers?”

  I grabbed it from his hand and threw it on the floor. “Not the point!”

  Ugh! Why did this have to happen to me?

  A stubborn fiancé with a suspicious, potentially drug-dealing friend, an illegal slave in my kitchen, and a stirring hunger for blood. Fresh blood.

  To be continued...

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  Find out what Lucy will do with her new blood slave, how she’ll punish William, and what is going on in the shadows of the vampire world in the second book in the Vampire Detective Series.

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  Also in the Twin Souls Universe

  The Vampire Detective isn’t the only series in our co-written universe! There are also two completed series, and a couple of standalones!

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  The Vampire Detective

  Lucy uncovers a mystery and learns more about herself than she ever expected.

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  #3: Coming Soon!

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  The Renegade Dragons

  Join Lola and her mates as they game and laugh their way through owning a bar. This is a completed series.

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  #1: http://books2read.com/fifthsoul (also in audio)

  #2: http://books2read.com/fifthround (also in audio)

  #3: http://books2read.com/fifthflame

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  The Twin Souls Trilogy

  Ayra and Tate discover they’ve been living in the wrong bodies. This is a body swapping adventure filled with dragons and vampires. This is a completed series.

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  #3: http://books2read.com/soultrade

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  Dragon Soul Standalones

  A series of dragon shifter romances that can be read on their own.

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  #2: http://books2read.com/boundsoul

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  Other books by Laura Greenwood

  Books in the Paranormal Council Universe

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  The Paranormal Council Series (shifter romance, completed series)

  The Dryad’s Pawprint (Audiobook Available)

  The Vixen’s Bark (Audiobook Available)

  The Necromancer’s Prey (Audiobook Available)

  The Vampire’s Bite

  The Witch’s Stripes

  The Paranormal Council Boxed Set

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  Fated Seasons: Winter (paranormal/fantasy reverse harem)

  Saving Eira (Audiobook Available)

  Reigning Eira

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  Fated Seasons: Spring (paranormal/fantasy reverse harem)

  Chasing Aledwen (Audiobook Available)

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  Thornheart Coven (witch romance)

  Witch’s Potion (Audiobook Available)

  Witch’s Spark (Audiobook Availabl
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  Blessed (paranormal post-apocalyptic)

  Wolf Blessed (Audiobook Available)

  Fae Blessed (Audiobook Available)

  Elf Blessed

  Frost Blessed (Coming Soon)

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  Paranormal Criminal Investigations (paranormal mystery reverse harem)

  Spell Caster (Audiobook Available)

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  Stories From the Paranormal Council Universe (each story stands alone)

  Frost’s Forfeit (Audiobook Available)

  Death’s Choice

  Stories From the Paranormal Council Universe Collection

  Blood & Deceit (Audiobook Available)

  Reluctant Dragon Mate

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  Books in the Obscure World

  Ashryn Barker Trilogy (urban fantasy, completed series)

  Shattered Illusions (Audiobook Available)

  Broken Illusions (Audiobook Available)

  Tarnished Illusions (Audiobook Available)

  The Ashryn Barker Trilogy Boxed Set (Audiobook Available)

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  Grimalkin Academy: Kittens (paranormal academy romance)

  First Time’s A Charm

  Second Time’s A Curse

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  Grimalkin Academy: Catacombs (paranormal academy romance)

  Catching A Vampire

  Books in the Forgotten Gods World

  Consorts of the Goddess Trilogy

  Quest of the Goddess

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  Standalones in the Forgotten Gods World (paranormal/mythology romance)

  Protectors of Poison (Zodiac Shifters) (Audiobook Available)

  Priestess of Truth (Zodiac Shifters Short Story)

  Daughter of the Sun

  The Afterlife Journeys (fantasy romance)

  Reaper (Audiobook Available)

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  Untold Tales (urban fantasy fairy tales)

  Balanced Scales

  Golden Wings (coming soon)

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  ME Contemporary Standalones (contemporary romance)

  Sweet About Me (Audiobook Available)

  Kneel For Me (Audiobook Available)

  Heard From Me (Audiobook Available)

  Laid By Me (Audiobook Available)

  If The Shoe Fits (Audiobook Available)

  Con With Me (Coming Soon)

  ME Collection Volume One

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  Rats: Tori (steampunk reverse harem, completed series)

  Ruler of Rats

  Collector of Rats

  Yuletide of Rats

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  Standalones

  Hidden (dystopian)

  Glass Heart (urban fantasy)

  Co-Written Books

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  Twin Souls Trilogy, co-written with Arizona Tape (paranormal romance, completed series)

  Soulshift

  Soulswap

  Soultrade

  Twin Souls Trilogy Boxed Set

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  Dragon Soul Series, co-written with Arizona Tape (paranormal)

  Torn Soul (Audiobook Available)

  Bound Soul

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  The Renegade Dragons Series, co-written with Arizona Tape (paranormal)

  Fifth Soul (Audiobook Available)

  Fifth Round (Audiobook Available)

  Fifth Flame

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  The Vampire Detective, co-written with Arizona Tape (paranormal romance/mystery)

  Fangs For Nothing

  What The Fangs

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  Seven Wardens, co-written with Skye MacKinnon (paranormal/fantasy reverse harem, completed series)

  From the Deeps (Audiobook Available)

  Into the Mists (Audiobook Available)

  Beneath the Earth

  Within the Flames

  Above the Waves

  Under the Ice

  Rule the Dark

  Beyond the Loch (series prequel)

  Through the Storms (to be read between From the Deeps & Into the Mists)

  Below the Baubles (to be read between Above the Waves & Under the Ice)

  Seven Wardens Boxed Set: Books 1-4

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  Valentine Pride, co-written with L.A. Boruff (paranormal shifter reverse harem)

  Unicorn Mates

  Unicorn Luck

  Unicorn Truths (coming soon)

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  Magic and Metaphysics Academy, co-written with L.A. Boruff (paranormal academy reverse harem)

  Magical Mischief

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  Harem of Misery, co-written with A.K. Koonce (paranormal reverse harem)

  Pandora’s Pain

  Pandora’s Envy (Coming Soon)

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  Standalones

  Ocean’s Serenade (co-written with J&L Wells. Paranormal Romance)

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  About Laura Greenwood

  Laura is a USA Today Bestselling Author of paranormal and fantasy romance. When she's not writing, she can be found drinking ridiculous amounts of tea, trying to resist French Macaroons, and watching the Pitch Perfect trilogy for the hundredth time (at least!)

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  The Afterlife Academy: Valkyrie (urban fantasy academy f/f)

  Valkyrie 101: http://books2read.com/valkyrie101

  Valkyrie 102: http://books2read.com/valkyrie102

  Valkyrie 103: http://books2read.com/valkyrie103

  Valkyrie’s Chaos: http://books2read.com/valkyrieschaos

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  My Own Human Duology (completed paranormal dystopian f/f romance)

  My Own Human: http://books2read.com/myownhuman

  Your Own Human: http://books2read.com/yourownhuman

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  My Winter Wolf Trilogy (completed paranormal fantasy f/f romance)

  Wolf’s Whisper: http://books2read.com/wolfswhisper

  Wolf’s Echo: http://books2read.com/wolfsecho

  Wolf’s Howl: http://books2read.com/wolfshowl

  White Wolf, Black Wolf: http://books2read.com/wwbw

  A Squad of Wolves: http://books2read.com/sqadofwolves

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  Twisted Trilogy (dark contemporary f/f romance)

  Twisted Games: http://books2read.com/twistedgames

  Twisted Lives: http://books2read.com/twistedlives

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  Standalone Contemporary Titles

  The Love Pill: http://books2read.com/lovepill (f/f)

  Not Today: http://books2read.com/nottoday (f/f)

  Four Gamers and Me: http://books2read.com/fourgamersandme (RH with f/f)

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  Standalone Fantasy

  Beyond the Northern Lights: http://books2read.com/btnl

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  Co-Written Books by Arizona Tape

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  Twin Souls Trilogy, co-written with Laura Greenwood (completed paranormal romance)

  Soulswap: http://books2read.com/soulswap

  Soulshift: http://books2read.com/soulshift

  Soultrade: http://books2read.com/soultrade

  Twins Souls Boxed Set: http://books2read.com/twinsoulstrilogy

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  Dragon Soul Series, co-written with Laura Greenwood (paranormal romance)

  Torn Soul: http://books2read.com/tornsoul (also in audio)

  Bound Soul: http://books2read.com/boundsoul

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  Renegade Dr
agons, co-written with Laura Greenwood (completed paranormal romance)

  Fifth Soul: http://books2read.com/fifthsoul (also in audio)

  Fifth Round: http://books2read.com/fifthround (also in audio)

  Fifth Flame: http://books2read.com/fifthflame

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  The Detective Vampire, co-written with Laura Greenwood (paranormal mystery)

  Fangs For Nothing: http://books2read.com/fangsfornothing

  What The Fangs: http://books2read.com/whatthefangs